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DP - A town on Colorado’s Eastern Plains is warning its residents not to drink, bathe or cook with its water because officials said evidence was found of THC, the active psychoactive compound in marijuana. Que the Colorado pot jokes everyone............ OK, are we good now? Did you get it out of your system? Alright good, now here are my jokes. I have to imagine that the town of Hugo said this with a big ol wink, right? Like: hey, there's free pot flowing through the water, literally a river of edibles, but don't use it guys, ok? Great we made the public statement that makes us look like responsible adults, now lets get go get fucking ripped, grab some Taco Bell and fire up Officer Craig's Playstation. When I heard the story I immediately thought to drive to Hugo, drink some of the water and see if I get high. But then I looked up where Hugo is... A 4 hour 200+ miles round trip drive through the most boring and ugly part of Colorado to go visit this place? Funny and now relevant picture: No fucking thanks. I have a dispensary literally across the street from my apartment if I wanna get high. Also, Hugo doesn't have a Taco Bell so fuck that idea x1000.
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