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Denver Post - The father of three children who spent three unplanned days in the wilderness northeast of Durango over the weekend told authorities he led his family in the wrong direction after receiving faulty information from a Texas hiker, according to officials..... “Beaver said faulty directions from a hiker from Texas caused him to go in the wrong direction,” the La Plata County Sheriff’s Office said in a news release. “After two days of wandering, he spotted (a) family from Australia and asked them for help.” Get it together Texas. If your gonna ski our slopes and hike our trails, keep your jeans and your shitty advice to yourself. That being said, maybe I should blame the Coloradan for trusting a Texan? Nah, I'm loyal. Colorado for life! Get the fuck outta here Texas, stick to your cattle and lack luster pro football. Mother Nature is our territory. *editors note1: Of course it was the Australian family who saved them. No one knows how to survive the wild quite like an Aussie. *editors note2: What the hell kind of name is Beaver? Of course this guy trusted a Texan. You can't have confidence in the judgement of a guy named Beaver.
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